I have so many opinions and so little time.

June, 2007

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

How to be Polite…

What is an appropriate and polite amount of time to call someone back after they have left a message on your answering machine (assuming it’s not an emergency)? And how about responding back to an e-mail? Is it considered rude to not return a call or e-mail, or is it not really a big deal among friends?

Thanks for you input.
Dear Trying to be Polite but Doesn’t Really Want To,
Unless they tell you need to call back by a certain time then it is optional. Or they say to you, please call me back asap, my pants are in flames, you can really call back when you damn well feel like it.

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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

So its been awhile….

And where have I been? Doing absolutely nothing fancy and amazing. Alright, I fess up I have been working at the Tropicana in Vegas as a low budget show girl. The kind wear they pay you to where clothes. Yea, that bad. But I do have two new questions for you….

This may sound disgusting but, how do you convince
your dog that eating cat poop is inappropriate? I have
been trying to do this for almost 2 years now and she
just won't listen. I constantly see her coming around
the corner licking her lips, litter stuck to her nose,
and I know exactly what she's been up to. Thank you
Answer Queen!
Dear Mother of Dog Eating Cat Poo,
Alas some dogs are born to eat shit and there is nothing you can do about it. Just like many a man is born to talk it...(shit that is).
Why fight nature and instead, give her a bib. Or maybe you could put the cat shit in her bowl and put the dog food in the litter box????

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